I don't know.....it seems unfair to advertise a position that you clearly need filled by a messed up individual and only be offering fortnightly restorative yoga, and the threat of no time off for meltdowns!
Not a job I would ever consider applying for, however my kids could probably hold their own with all those techies - at least long enough to be missed when they got fed up and walked out.
I’ve been around a long time. Job interviewing in my day was to the point, no bullshit. You knew if you got the job that day and when you would start.
Those employees are the ones that turned out to be the longer serving loyalists. These days they have you running scared if you don’t measure up to the senseless company minutiae.
I don't know.....it seems unfair to advertise a position that you clearly need filled by a messed up individual and only be offering fortnightly restorative yoga, and the threat of no time off for meltdowns!
I'm lovin the poetry Michael.
Thanks, Joyce! And yes, time for meltdowns is very important!
Not a job I would ever consider applying for, however my kids could probably hold their own with all those techies - at least long enough to be missed when they got fed up and walked out.
Love the poetry anyway!
Thanks, Gardener. I appreciate it. Sounds like your kids are pretty savvy - enough to hopefully never end up in a situation like that!
The person who wrote the job ad should be made to apply for it
Great effort exposing the weirdo’s out there - the poetry was brilliant
Cheers, Dad. Appreciate that. Definitely a bunch of wallies, that lot.
Was this a posting from the company that shares the name with a rain forest, or the one that makes fancy EV's
Great shout, Lucas. Certainly has a whiff of Musk, but it wasn’t no. Aspirations to be perhaps?
You really checked all the boxes. Let’s circle back. I’d like to connect with you in the Comments.
My cover letter is on the way, Van!
I’ve been around a long time. Job interviewing in my day was to the point, no bullshit. You knew if you got the job that day and when you would start.
Those employees are the ones that turned out to be the longer serving loyalists. These days they have you running scared if you don’t measure up to the senseless company minutiae.
It’s ridiculous‼️
It does seem like there’s a lot of unnecessary faff going on. I like the sound of job interviewing in your day!
I feel this way too much, lol. "Must be willing to do the job of 10 people and be paid the salary of half a person". Ugh.
For sure. I bet there’s plenty of people who can relate to that!
Really looking forward to listening to it as a rap song. Great way to sum up corporate bullsh*it nowadays
Thanks, Luiza. Perhaps Substack will roll out an AI rap plugin at some point.
Love it. Sums up the ridiculousness of the World we live (and work!) in today. Sadly.
Thanks, Mark. It does all seem a bit ridiculous at times.